{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"The Church of the Existential Teatime","home_page_url":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com","description":"The Church of the Existential Teatime","author":{"name":"The Church of the Existential Teatime"},"items":[{"id":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/tea-biscuits-and-the-collapse-of-meaning-pt-v","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/20787376-3b42-46a3-a1b5-847af74fe738/19WtcjCLXbRfetgRvUFU--0--HqPtF.jpg\"/><p>Minutes from the Emergency Council on Meaning</p>","url":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/tea-biscuits-and-the-collapse-of-meaning-pt-v","title":"Tea, Biscuits, and the Collapse of Meaning Pt. 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They tell us humanity progresses steadily upward, guided by reason, order, enlightenment...</p>","url":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/the-bedlamite-won-the-argument-and-lost-the-room","title":"The Bedlamite Won the Argument and Lost the Room","summary":"The official history of civilization is usually written by men with powdered wigs, military medals, or suspiciously expensive pens. They tell us humanity progresses steadily upward, guided by reason, order, enlightenment...","date_modified":"2026-05-13T18:07:26Z"},{"id":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/how-to-prepare-for-the-rite-of-the-second-kettle","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/20787376-3b42-46a3-a1b5-847af74fe738/mMMCMauz4VHtUbqvatx4--0--y0Txb.jpg\"/><p>An Official Instructional Guide from The Church of the Existential Teatime</p>","url":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/how-to-prepare-for-the-rite-of-the-second-kettle","title":"How to Prepare for the Rite of the Second Kettle","summary":"An Official Instructional Guide from The Church of the Existential Teatime","date_modified":"2026-05-12T01:05:02Z"},{"id":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/tea-biscuits-and-the-collapse-of-meaning-pt-iv","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/20787376-3b42-46a3-a1b5-847af74fe738/by8ZuiJuqfFbrwMcpp5z--0--rNhkG.jpg\"/><p>The Heresy of Productivity</p>","url":"https://thechurchoftheexistentialteati.godaddysites.com/f/tea-biscuits-and-the-collapse-of-meaning-pt-iv","title":"Tea, Biscuits, and the Collapse of Meaning Pt. 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